P> TG> P> Long live the evolution GUN? Some do believe in evolutionary
 P> TG> P> trough invention, so in other words only people that will survive a
 P> TG> P> from a bullet to the head is worthy to live?
 P> TG>   You are ranting here, and it has nothing to do with the original
 P> TG> statement.
 P> Boomer's statement indicated to me that he thinks suicide is an evolution
 P> tool and considers the matter a natural event. Its not, everybody knows
 P> that a brain disorder is not natural. Thats why I answered the way I did
 P> about GUNS and progress breaking millions of eggs in the proccess.
 
 Yeah, Gatey, can't you see where he talks about the millions of broken eggs in
 his quote above? The GUN (from Mexico) is an evolutionary milestone in human
 development, allowing military chefs to break millions of eggs at once, and
 create delicious omlettes for all the hard working soldiers.
 
 It's not often that nature provides advantages as powerful as the GUN.
 
 About 12 million B.C., the Ballistasaurus is believed to have roamed the
 Earth, with a primitive rubber-band stone launcher mounted atop it's head.
 It's range, however, was limited and reload time too long, and it died out
 shortly thereafter.
 
 Recently discovered fossil records, as yet undated, but believed to be about 2
 million years old, suggest another such step occurred in a bird. This bird
 generated it's own projectiles, which it used to attack rapidly moving
 creatures below, feeding on them when they were knocked out. With the
 invention of primitive push-with-your-feet cars, cavemen launched a major
 effort to wipe out these birds. While this particular species was eliminated,
 it's believed that birds specifically target cars to this day as part of their
 genetic code.
           
 Strong desire led primitive humans to develop catapults, spear launchers, and
 various other attack machines, until Evolution stepped in. Jeremy Gunn,
 realizing it was time mankind took the next natural evolutionary step, mated
 with the skeleton of a Ballistasaurus at the now-defunct Natural History of
 Museums. Their offspring - the first Homo Sapiens Ballista - Man with a Gun.
 
 Since then, humans with guns in their genetic code have spread like wildfire -
 proving not only is evolution screwy, it's contagious, too. It is predicted
 that by 2025 most humans will have guns, and those without will be minorities
 and therefore treated like dirt, meaning they will be washed off tables and
 scrubbed with new fresh lemon-scent cleaners.
 
 Various forms of Homo Sapiens Ballista have evolved, all due to mating with
 various objects, of course. For instance, the Gatling extension came about
 when James Gatling mated with his Model T Ford, a connection obvious by the
 amount of noise both make when turned over, or on if you twist the words.
 
 Scientists are working hard to improve the species, by moving away from the
 Ballista trends all together. Repeated attempts at mating with a Lighthouse to
 produce Homo Sapiens Illustro, a first step towards humans with genetically
 implanted lasers, have been disappointing to date, except for those who really
 like lighthouses, and the dolphins who gather to watch.
 
 Other scientists scoff at the effort of mating with a lighthouse, and instead
 prefer a beer and a good porn movie; to date, however, these scientists have
 produced nothing unusual.
 
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