When the weekend started, I was happy! I finally had a weekend where I didn't have to do anything but what I wanted to do!

But right away, people started asking me tech support questions through ICQ, and asking why things worked or didn't work, and how to fix things.

My computer wasn't working right, either...

I woke up Saturday to bad news...

And I couldn't really talk to anyone online cause they were absent, busy or depressed.

Just before I went to bed Saturday night, I got called in to work.

I spent three hours to find a bad cable on the other side of the world.

That was when I knew it was time to take over the world and enforce my will upon it.

I used my new Hansa Plush Lion to create a 200 foot Death-Lion.

While my Death Lion fortified my position, I sent out my army of mecha-foxes to seize control of the major cities. (Did you ever wonder what happened to that project?)

President Bush heard about my assault, and stated that "This action will not be tolerated. We must invade Iraq!" I knew I was safe.

Within 16 hours, the world was mine. I appointed my most trusted confidents as advisors.

But y'know what? Everyone still wanted me to solve their problems.

So I went home. The End.